As the semen dried on my belly, I sat back and reflected. If I hurried I would be able to scrape it from myself and put its vile, salty potency to goodly work in my latest endeavor. It may be the just the offering that the Priestess needed to taint the color of my idée fixe from white to red. “Beat it creep,” the words echoed in my mind, reverberating endlessly into a mortifying cacophony. Though it had provided some vague hint of stirring delight deep in my loins I knew that I must forego the cauldron of desires for that of black magic pragmatism. As mores of the time dictated I must “procure” an escort (regardless of the currency implemented) in order to gain entry into the Fish Under the Sea Dance. Oedipal overtones be damned! Only she would do. It would be there that I could complete my mission in full. Too many attempts on Cobain’s life had been thwarted in the past (or future, I could no longer keep track). A different tack must be charted. Sextant in hand I plotted not to eradicate a mere practitioner of the devil’s music, but the creator itself. No dear listener, not “He,” the fallen earth angel of divine individuality, base pleasure, light, and knowledge - Saintan. (It would be his dark wisdom I needed to complete the task at hand). It would be the nameless, guitar-wielding entity of Marvin Berry and the Starlighters that my sights would be set upon. That mythical white shadow that delivered upon us a perfect youth culture movement that proved to be ripe and ready for amalgamation by the parasites that slithered forth from its afterbirth of a nation. I would need to be swift if my hands were to act before he spake those now famous words, “Alright guys. This is a ‘Blues Riff in B’. Watch me for the changes and try to keep up.”
End Transmission
credits
from Snotty Brat Rock,
track released September 26, 2020
Vox, Guitar Louis Sarris
Bass Louis Sarris
Drums Louis Sarris
Recorded by Louis Sarris
Mixed by Louis Sarris
Mastered by Ryan Schwabe
Starring Louis Sarris
Written by Louis Sarris (APE!)
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